@cmotorsportsministries Lmao, this reminds me of a client I had who was booked for a haircut with a yellow lab. I saw it on my schedule and thought, okay, maybe it's a very old dog they can't bathe anymore or there's a skin condition or something. Maybe it's a labradoodle. Maybe it's actually a golden retriever. Nope. Comes in with a four month old full blooded yellow lab and asks for a haircut. I look at the dog, then back at the owner.
"You want a haircut?"
"Yeah."
"I'm sorry, I don't totally understand--do you need him shaved for a medical reason? Does he have hair on his paw pads that seems like it's bothering him or getting dirty that need to be shaved? Does he just need the area around his genitals shaved, is he getting that dirty?"
"Um...no, just, when I got him, someone told me that dogs need haircuts. I wasn't sure how long I should let it get before I brought him in. We've had him a week."
"Ma'am, this is a Labrador retriever?"
"Yes."
"His coat is never going to get any longer than this. He'll never need a haircut."
"OH."
"...would you like me to bathe him?"
"...yes, please."