Adding in more:
Tries to bite the shears
Screams for nails
"Why is this $100????"
Comes in reeking of skunk
Poops all over themself
Pisses on the table
Nonstop phone calls
Overly dramatic drop-offs
"These mats must've started yesterday"
Caked in mud and sticks
Owner rages over basically nothing
No hot water
Ran out of shampoo
No more towels
Gets bitten
Drops shears/clippers on the floor