Reasons why I’m the asshole in my adolescent dog’s eyes today

[jordanl103]

@joyfulnectar Shark teeth!

 

[greetgreew]

@jordanl103 Bark Shark

 

[alexd23]

@greetgreew Dooo dooo dooo

 

[greetgreew]

@alexd23 Noooooooooooooo

Damit, thanks for the ear

 

[leaizme123]

@joyfulnectar Don’t toddlers have teeth?

 

[777godlover777]

@leaizme123 Toddlers with pointy teeth.

 

[joyfulnectar]

@777godlover777 What they said ^ lol

 

[aaaa12]

@joyfulnectar Lmaooo Watching my pup try to catch mosquitoes or any small flies is hilarious eventually he loses track and gives up! Lol. I’ll make him catch ants though and he will help my fears. Idk if that’s safe to let him eat ants or spiders but yeah he’s my protector

 

[rationalperspective]

@joyfulnectar Mine loves to catch and eat flies. She only cries when I don’t let her do it - which I hate flies so much, so I usually just let her, lmao

 

[lookmealways]

@hisbody mine threw a tantrum this morning because she is now big enough to open the kitchen bin herself & get in it (yay for me), & i keep telling her no. now she's just laid near the bin crying, despite having a bowlful of food, water and treats. life is so hard.

 

[ivank]

@lookmealways Omg this is my pup too we’re so mean

 

[lookmealways]

@ivank so evil for not allowing them to eat garbage!! how very dare we

 

[wlrhodes]

@lookmealways Child proof plastic locks are great for this! I don't use them for the kitchen bin, but I use a couple for my dirty laundry hamper and it's the best $10 investment I ever made lol (and I still have some leftover locks in case I need them)

 

[hldawson3]

@hisbody i would give anything to have a puppy cry or fuss in annoyance, my husky mix just screams at me i don’t feed her quickly enough? banshee screams. i don’t take her for a walk first thing after waking? incessant barking two inches from my face. her brother won’t play with her? screams straight from the depths of hell

 

[itamgshred]

@hldawson3 This is why I’ll never own a husky, beautiful but too chatty

 

[hldawson3]

@itamgshred she has a lot of big feelings and does a lot of big awoos, good thing she’s so flipping cute. my last pomsky was much quieter

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@hldawson3 I have two huskies and a wolf dog - they don’t know what indoor voices are

 

[hldawson3]

@imagebeastmarkbeast tilly has the same problem, she’s so tiny everyone is shocked whenever she finds her voice. lucky for me she’s only really comfy vocalizing at home