Reasons why I’m the asshole in my adolescent dog’s eyes today

[hisbody]

• I only walked her for 3 1/2 km this morning when she would have loved to do 3 more
• I didn’t let her crawl under a stranger’s car
• I didn’t let her crawl through the bushes into a stranger’s garden
• I had to audacity to stop playing with her after 30 minutes of noon-playtime
• I didn’t let her eat cherry pits
• I also didn’t let her eat cat poop
• I brushed behind her ears to remove an uncomfortable little knot (someone call PETA this is abuse)
• I finished my own lunch before giving her hers (she could have starved because she wasn’t allowed to eat cat poop earlier!)

I’m sure I’ll do more mean things to her before the day is over. What have you done to annoy your puppy today?

 

[kersh]

@hisbody Mine chews his bone right over the side of the couch, proceeds to drop it every single time and then cries like a baby when I won’t pick it up for him!

 

[bnm]

@kersh Have you seen the video with the dramatic beagle who did this?

 

[palmtreeclimber]

@bnm Link?

 

[greetgreew]

@palmtreeclimber

 

[bnm]

@palmtreeclimber

 

[machoke47]

@bnm Hilarious! My beagle does this constantly while she is sitting on my lap chewing on toys or bones.

 

[mavrick101]

@kersh Mine does this too! He will bark at the bone like he doesn’t understand why it fell off.

 

[gaelsbee]

@kersh My girl does the same. Then looks at me waiting for me to pick it up.

 

[aaaa12]

@gaelsbee My Domino boi waits for me to pick up his chews as well I’m like dude if you wanted to play fetch all you had to do was grab your tug rope or ball but he insists on wanting to play short fetch with his bully sticks like dude why

 

[exhorter4u]

@kersh Mine does this with her capybara toy

 

[cwang2680]

@exhorter4u Where did you find a capybara toy?! I feel like my pup needs one too

 

[exhorter4u]

@cwang2680 It was actually Encanto merchandise from The Disney Store! I bought it for myself because I love capybaras but my girl took ownership. She carries it everywhere and sleeps with it every night

 

[cwang2680]

@exhorter4u Capybaras are awesome, so I totally understand. That’s adorable that she takes it everywhere, love that!

 

[masterluthfi]

@kersh My dog does this with balls, bones, soft toys, hard toys, anything she can get my attention with when she insists it’s playtime!!

 

[durantis]

@kersh I call this "the stupid game"

 

[mom020305011]

@kersh Mine likes to do that off the side of the bed. She won't cry though. She just looks at me helplessly until I relent or she starts pouting.

 

[mpholyghostgirl]

@kersh Do we have the same pup?????

 

[metro]

@kersh I think I have his sister at my house. 3 chews and it’s gone off the edge!

 

[joyfulnectar]

@hisbody Mine is crying (actually crying) because she can’t catch a housefly. They’re toddlers with teeth lol