Things my teenage pup has barked/whined about in the last 24 hours

[tuffhz]

1. His frozen toppl was inside his (open) crate and he had to go inside to get it.
2. I didn’t give him the box my Amazon order came in.
3. He had to wait 5 seconds for me to pick up his poop before we continued our walk.
4. I threw his toy for him to retrieve and he didn’t want to.
5. He dropped his bully stick off the couch for the 3rd time in a row and I made him get it himself.
6. My coffee mug was on the coffee table (I moved it to the TV stand and that was fine).
7. There was a lime scooter parked at the end of our street. (We live in a city. He has seen innumerable lime scooters).
8. I left him alone for 8 seconds to change before we went to the park.
9. We went to bed with the bedroom door open (it’s never been closed in his life).
10. I am writing this post instead of getting the ball he hasn’t played with in 2 months out from under the bookshelf.

 

[emmeline]

@tuffhz

1. The vacuum was in the wrong place
2. The step stool was in the wrong place
3. The bottle of mayonnaise...exists? (He was terrified of this and flinched when I picked it up)
4. I wasn't giving him enough attention after a two hour walk and play session
5. I didn't let him come in the shower with me
6. The dishwasher was on like it is every night
7. I said hello to our neighbor corgi who he plays with every night
8. Other dogs exist
9. People exist

 

[misterxyz]

@emmeline To be fair, #9 makes me want to whine also.

 

[skupi]

@tuffhz Omg I'm so glad I'm not alone. My girl has been SO BAD

*Baby that gives her pinecones is outside

*I'm playing on my phone and not paying attention to her

*I press play on a video I'm trying to watch

*I won't let her go in the complex dog park BECAUSE SHE JUST GOT FIXED

*Someone was walking 120' behind our balcony

*There are kids playing outside

*My roommate walked down the stairs and out the door

*I'm sitting on the couch

*I'm sitting on the floor

*I'm not giving her any of my dinner

*Cookie toy is on the floor

*Cookie toy got tossed too far

*Cookie toy is too close to the gate of the pen

 

[ronyrana]

@tuffhz All of those things. Plus the vacuum was barely in sight on the other side of the room and was obviously trying to attack him. Oh, and of the 4 phone calls I took today, none of them were for him so for sure he had to voice his displeasure.