My puppy is currently crying because: I opened a UPS package, but I am not letting her sniff its contents. Poor, poor baby

[gorhook]

@raeh That chicken is fabulous. How long did it last?

 

[raeh]

@gorhook He ate the wattle off it and crushed the squeaker so far. Managed to rip a tiny hole in it and pull stuffing out so I had to sew the hole shut. Still going strong!

 

[gorhook]

@raeh Awesome. I can't wait for our next box. This time we got a weird pretzel toy thing - mine don't know what to do with it so it is going to my daughter's Corgi.

 

[zaida]

@jotch Just read the title and thought, "That has to be a corgi". My little booger (@trip_the_corgi) is the same exact way. If he doesn't get his way he lets you know he is not happy.

 

[jotch]

@zaida Ha! Followed, btw. Always happy to have more corgis on my feed!

Corgis are magical creatures!

 

[oftherisen]

@jotch Huge fan of the sploot - mine does something similar, but it's a sliding bellyflop and I don't have a cute name for it yet. Maybe bellyfloop.

btw, mine's a perfect angel who never does anything wrong
chugs a glass of wine

 

[jotch]

@oftherisen where they kinda drag their hind legs whilst going into a sploot? Kiwi does this, and it's the cutest thing ever.

 

[oftherisen]

@jotch Yup, it's usually after a nap/coming out of his crate. It's definitely the intro to a sploot. I'm a big fan.

 

[jotch]

@oftherisen dwarf dogs are such magical creatures.

 

[tabycat]

@jotch Cute cute cute Corgi!

 

[jotch]

@tabycat cute corgi just peed on the floor! SIGH puppies...

 

[carolyn111]

@jotch My pup cried for about 30 minutes today because we wouldn't let him go harass the chickens. We're nazis, clearly.

 

[jotch]

@carolyn111 literally hitler.

 

[washedagain]

@jotch Whyyy would you use Facebook image hosting...

 

[jotch]

@washedagain because I'm too lazy to rehost on imgur and i didn't want to spam you an instagram account (cough kiwi.the.corgi cough) lol