I'm hiding from my puppy on my kitchen floor drinking beer

[mopell]

@shasay7 This is one of the better posts on this sub that I have seen. lol Thank you!

 

[yerin]

@shasay7 Let me rephrase that. You’re expecting a wine* night

 

[shasay7]

@yerin

 

[thereisonlyonegod]

@shasay7 Random but: omg, that little face. She can do whatever she wants.

 

[shasay7]

@thereisonlyonegod How do you think we got into this predicament. She charms everyone she meets.

 

[thereisonlyonegod]

@shasay7 I have a 5 month old Frenchie at home, I was as good as charmed before seeing her!

 

[bear78]

@shasay7 Ermygod, I need another edit after tonight. This is too perfect.

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@shasay7 Lol it happened to me too, but I was crying!! You reacted so much better than me

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@shasay7

 

[skitnik]

@shasay7 This was so fun to read! Feel free to share more of your adventures with us!!

 

[crooklynbanks]

@shasay7 This is the best most relatable shit I would read your puppy training with alcohol self-help book.

 

[yaharise]

@shasay7 This is hilarious! For me, this is what it's all about. You HAVE to laugh at some of the stuff these little terrors do! If you don't, you're going to go nutso. I wish there were more stories like this on here, well done!

 

[almiva]

@shasay7 This is the best thread

Our puppy likes fans so I turn on the fan when he’s in his kennel and goes right to sleep.

 

[hopesuresh]

@shasay7 Every time I read stories like this I feel blessed our pup never whined for more than fifteen minutes before settling.

 

[shasay7]

@hopesuresh Thats how she was before dad took the night shift and started letting her out lolololol......so now I'm training them both.

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@shasay7 Watching this unfold has been the best part of my day.

 

[pipetester]

@shasay7 So much better than what I did. I just had my roommate look after my pup; since different levels of the house dog thought it was a ghost probably.

 

[brightsmith]

@shasay7 This post is amazing and had me in stitches. I haven't had to hide from mine, but I've definitely done the "lie there like a statue and try not to breathe loudly because if she senses motion she's going to go off" move. Like my dog is a raptor or something.

 

[caritaslumen]

@shasay7 Don't ever have kids...

 

[shasay7]

@caritaslumen Well this is rude. I will also hide from my children and drink beer in the kitchen. Equal opportunity hiding.