I'm a new dog washer!! Hope I'm welcome :))

[aubree]

I recently got a job as a dog washer at the groomers I take my dog to. It's been a couple months and I can't say I'm loving it but the people are great. I just wanted to share some realizations to people I know would understand.

1. DOODLES. Doodles everywhere everything is a god damn doodle.
2. The only completely predictable breed is a husky. If they don't scream the entire time it's not a husky.
3. DOODLES
4. People having absolutely crazy names for their dogs breed. At what point can you just call it a mutt?? Wtf is your pug terrier doo
5. I'm a huge dog lover but god damn some dogs are ugly
6. How did you not know your dog has fleas??
7. d o o d l e s

 

[krogerdude1]

@aubree How do you let your dog sleep in/on the bed with a butt crusted with poop and eye boogers an inch thick??

Try some Marshmello shampoo and a heavy conditioner like Nature's Specialties Remo or Aloe coat conditioner. It helps with the Doodles. I feel your pain!

 

[aubree]

@krogerdude1 I had so many dingle berries in my tub today :/ I totally feel it. Thanks for the advice!

 

[jerome1120]

@aubree I keep 2 flea combs by the tub- one for faces, and one for butts!

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@aubree “I don’t believe in treating my dog with flea and tick medicine! That stuff is pure chemicals!” Uh your dog has 7 ticks.. one is hanging right off her eye lid, how did you not notice this?

 

[jorb2]

@imagebeastmarkbeast A customer accused us of putting a tick on her dog. Like what?!

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@jorb2 I probably just would’ve quit on the spot. Ignorant twats. For real tho I’m always scared to call the crazy pet parents and tell them their dog has ticks or fleas because of exactly what happened to you!!

 

[qbprays]

@aubree I think you forgot to mention doodles

 

[greekdebate]

@aubree German Shepherds. Let the battle begin.

 

[sonofedward]

@aubree I always get stuck with all the doodle requests.. i feel your pain

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@aubree Number 2 is the one thing I live by. Before working at a salon I used to want to own a husky... sweet summer child lol.

If I see a husky on the schedule I know it’ll be a rough day. They’re the biggest drama queens

 

[aubree]

@imagebeastmarkbeast Sooo dramatic. The worst is that I'm pretty short so even with a stool I'm usually at eye level with the husky screaming in my face

 

[jaycee8]

@aubree If grooming has taught me anything, its the fact that poodles get around

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@aubree

5 made me laugh! It’s one of the truths that no one ever wants to say out loud.​

 

[weiss0980]

@aubree Wait until you get a stuck up 180 lbs Saint Bernard. We have one named Moose. He says no to everything including standing up during bathing, blow drying and the kennels. It seriously takes three of us to get anything done with him. But we do love him

 

[hollan]

@weiss0980 180 lbs is 81.72 kg