I’m sick with the flu and my dogs found bear DIARRHEA and rolled in it 🤢. How’s y’all’s morning going?

[eloise]

I swear. I swear y’all. I love my two dopes to death but oh my god.

I think my main saving grace here is that my nose is stopped up so I can’t really smell it. What a way to start the morning.

Edit: All your stories are killing me, the things we do for our dogs! Thanks for all the well wishes xx

 

[cockerspaniel]

@eloise the gift of life

 

[eloise]

@cockerspaniel I just keep muttering to myself about how much I love them to remind myself in these moments lmao.

They were SO proud of their… “perfume” too

 

[cockerspaniel]

@eloise yeah they loooove the stank that sounds so gross lucky you can't smell it praying for you anyways

 

[tylerr]

@eloise Hope you feel better soon!

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@eloise Lol! I’ve also had to reiterate this to myself some mornings “I love my life, I love my life…”

 

[reb29]

@eloise Homeless people crap all over Central Park. One time my dog found a legit puddle of human diarrhea. She was going IN. I pulled her by the collar, her ears whip the diarrhea all over me. That was a fun 20 min walk home, me, and my poodle, covered in homeless human diarrhea. )))

 

[bkenyo]

@reb29 I am so sorry but you win the award!

 

[reb29]

@bkenyo She got into some the other night. Puked it out on my shag rug 30 min after we got home. The smell was effing disgusting I just…I can’t. She doesn’t do this with dog crap tho lol. I know like all the spots the homeless ppl stay now

 

[bkenyo]

@reb29 I am so damn sorry and trying so hard not to laugh at your predicament. May be failing miserably.

If i may suggest a dog crate or the bathroom for an hour after a walk.

 

[kmsga]

@reb29 I can so relate. I don’t know what my puppy ate on the streets of New York but she has had a sad, stinky tummy the past 2 days.

 

[reb29]

@kmsga Yup, you get it. My girl has long hair she is a poodle and it took forever to get the smell off. Lol

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@eloise Sounds un-bear-able...

 

[hireng]

@eloise Somewhat similar. I woke up to my dog having explosive diarrhea when he was in his crate, covering his bed, and some shooting through the wires to outside the crate on the carpet and wall. Took multiple potty walks with him outside, a dog bath and over an hour of trying to stop my gag reflex while cleaning up - all before I even had my morning coffee. It was a literal and figurative shit show.

 

[howardvickers]

@hireng I had a day like that except she was out in the living room and I was at work. There had been road work outside while I was gone and it scared her. Opened every window and just dragged the rug outside to be rained on. I have never smelled something as bad before or since.

 

[vickig]

@hireng This happened to me a couple of weeks ago. Very shitty way to start the day.

 

[wordsvsimage]

@eloise Mine pooped on my bed then buried it under a blanket.

 

[celtish]

@wordsvsimage Well, at least cleaned up after herself.

 

[jmsclayton]

@celtish there was an attempt!