I’m sick with the flu and my dogs found bear DIARRHEA and rolled in it 🤢. How’s y’all’s morning going?

[eloise]

I swear. I swear y’all. I love my two dopes to death but oh my god.

I think my main saving grace here is that my nose is stopped up so I can’t really smell it. What a way to start the morning.

Edit: All your stories are killing me, the things we do for our dogs! Thanks for all the well wishes xx

 

[cockerspaniel]

@eloise the gift of life

 

[eloise]

@cockerspaniel I just keep muttering to myself about how much I love them to remind myself in these moments lmao.

They were SO proud of their… “perfume” too

 

[cockerspaniel]

@eloise yeah they loooove the stank that sounds so gross lucky you can't smell it praying for you anyways

 

[tylerr]

@eloise Hope you feel better soon!

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@eloise Lol! I’ve also had to reiterate this to myself some mornings “I love my life, I love my life…”

 

[reb29]

@eloise Homeless people crap all over Central Park. One time my dog found a legit puddle of human diarrhea. She was going IN. I pulled her by the collar, her ears whip the diarrhea all over me. That was a fun 20 min walk home, me, and my poodle, covered in homeless human diarrhea. )))

 

[bkenyo]

@reb29 I am so sorry but you win the award!

 

[reb29]

@bkenyo She got into some the other night. Puked it out on my shag rug 30 min after we got home. The smell was effing disgusting I just…I can’t. She doesn’t do this with dog crap tho lol. I know like all the spots the homeless ppl stay now

 

[bkenyo]

@reb29 I am so damn sorry and trying so hard not to laugh at your predicament. May be failing miserably.

If i may suggest a dog crate or the bathroom for an hour after a walk.

 

[kmsga]

@reb29 I can so relate. I don’t know what my puppy ate on the streets of New York but she has had a sad, stinky tummy the past 2 days.