@are9are9s I'm going to be honest. . . The guy that does my blades is immensely attractive. So I'm always like "Oh, Elias, thank you.
Southern Giggle You're always so wonderful.
Fans self with wad of tip money and has immense cleavage You're such a doll baby."
In my mind I've got a cute messy bun and smell like the sweetest of flowers, but in reality- I smell like God knows what kind of dog funk and look like The Trunchable.
I'm pretty sure I weird him the fudge out. But, hey, a girl can try.