I’m so perplexed 🤔

[jazianna2006]

I have a 5 month old puppy and literally takes up all of my free time. I work 9-5 M-F and I literally leave work and go straight home to her. My family member watches her during the day and then we kind of trade off when I get home. So someone is pretty much always there with her. She can be home alone for a few hours though. So there are times when I know I will leave her alone in her playpen.

But, I am always so perplexed when I see other people actually having a life while raising a small puppy. I always look like a tired mess .

What’s the secret?

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@jazianna2006 Everyone’s pretending. Puppies are terrible little demons. It will get better.

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

This. Lol. And a good concealer for the dark blue rings under my eyes.

 

[ptrchunt]

@imagebeastmarkbeast Tarte shape tape is my go to

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@ptrchunt Yes!!!! That's literally what I use!!! It's embarrassing but I learned about it from the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. No comment on that as that's not what the forum is about. I just randomly heard about Shape Tape and it's saved me this year.

 

[utopeon]

@imagebeastmarkbeast I refer to my puppy has a gremlin

 

[matthew181216]

@utopeon We call ours a Shit Weasel

 

[utopeon]

@matthew181216 That is a damn good name.

 

[jikim329]

@utopeon Used to call her a land shark, but since she's started death rolling stuff, I've changed it to crocodile or "Schnappi": We live in Austria, there was a song some years back "Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil" (Schnappi, the little crocodile) that for some reason got really famous. Anyway, Schnappi is a word play on schnappen - to snap, and it's oh so fitting for my little monster!!

 

[theresamaria]

@utopeon We call ours a goblin. Gobby for short

 

[roselarose]

@theresamaria Ours is named Goblin, suits him well.

 

[jktluvsjesus]

@theresamaria Pupnado here. Or, when he’s overtired, Bitey McBiteface.

 

[plokijuh]

@utopeon We call ours a furry land shark.

 

[benchiz]

@utopeon Velociraptor

 

[heavenhappy87]

@utopeon Ours is the kraken.

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@heavenhappy87 Lolllll yes!!! Except for having lots of tentacles mine seem to have 8 mouths with puppy shark teeth.

 

[imagebeastmarkbeast]

@utopeon Mine was referred to as the chaos demon when she was little

 

[bethmarie]

@utopeon Same

 

[hannahpurplerose]

@utopeon Mine is a gremlin and a little monster.

 

[notloveisnotjesus]

@utopeon I call mine a bark shark