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@moottheband bro's never had fun before

@moottheband Oh, that makes a lot more sense 💀 yeah fair! it can definitely be hard to read tones online unfortunately

@moottheband sorry king youre right i should have considered if my tale of horror and strife would be funny to @moottheband i will delete the post in your honour, i deserve a thousand lashes for this. post my face on the town's notice board, i deserve pitchforks and flames for the felony of a...

@abacus3000 I understand but all it takes is one incident for even more animals to die. This is a dog that was "perfectly fine!" until it just... wasn't. You can't risk the cat's lives like that, they're just as important except they don't even stand a chance to defend themselves :(

was at my wit's end trying to figure out what flair to use if im honest

@sweetone horrible. audibly sighed. stared at my screen for a solid 5 seconds. exactly the joke my grandfather would have made. 10/10 it's great good work

@barlean that could work! but the garden setup is super weird, that would end up being more hassle than it's worth unfortunately. the tomato plant blood was definitely on my hands for not watching her more closely in the garden! we've had no more casualties (plants, that is, pawprints and...

@burnemdawg you're not wrong! although she has some... strong ideas about landscaping if her slaughtering of my mother's tomato plants are anything to go by

So we're out on this really nice forest walk, right? New path, super wild area, pretty steep hillside, me, the Jellbeast (Jelly(fish) 5 month golden retriever) and my mother! great time, lovely walk, and I find this sick pawprint! I think it was a badger, very cool very cool. My mum's lower...

@infinitas1985 see my puppy fucking LOVES when this happens because it means she's got the entire length of leash to just Run and hit against 💀