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    Dog Groomers: write an instant nightmare in 5 words or less

    @isihija It's any nightmare tbh, just a LOT of them start with the owners 😅 and brb throwing up a lil
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    Dog Groomers: write an instant nightmare in 5 words or less

    Adding in more: Tries to bite the shears Screams for nails "Why is this $100????" Comes in reeking of skunk Poops all over themself Pisses on the table Nonstop phone calls Overly dramatic drop-offs "These mats must've started yesterday" Caked in mud and sticks Owner rages over...
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    Dog Groomers: write an instant nightmare in 5 words or less

    @jacob126 I would feel the same way omfg.
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    Dog Groomers: write an instant nightmare in 5 words or less

    @greycat "Sorry, we only do single doodles and our next available doodle appointment is February 30th, 2023"
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    Dog Groomers: write an instant nightmare in 5 words or less

    @seeingbabylon "hurt him" no Karen, that groomer hurt your feelings by not letting you be an ignorant bitch
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    Dog Groomers: write an instant nightmare in 5 words or less

    @paul12345 Shows up 45 minutes late SqksksoaizhNazpKdnsoJajwndakzoana
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    Dog Groomers: write an instant nightmare in 5 words or less

    @miralha A groodledoodle LMAO or a groodle daneadoodle
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    Dog Groomers: write an instant nightmare in 5 words or less

    Examples like: "Don't poodle my doodle" They demand an appointment today Didn't bring their rabies papers Matted to the skin Owner cries over a shavedown Never groomed 3 year old "He only nips a little" Bites for their nails
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