I’ll start:
Me: sorry, we’re all booked today, but I can get you in on the 26th.
Them: But SANTA wOn’T CoMe DoWn ThE ChImNeY iF FLuFfy DoEsN’T GeT BaThEd BeFoRe ChRiStMaS…….
Excuse me, what?? I’m not a “grinch” but Christmas is my least favorite holiday and has been made worse working retail...